Don’t remove credit when you reblog something. I will fuck you to death.
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Click the photo to download Lupe Fiasco’s Enemy of the State mixtape. Easily one of the best hip-hop-related releases of the year. Easily.
Elin Nordegren, I’m real happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Ike Turner gave one of the greatest domestic beatings of all-time.
I just had a dream that I played unicycle football with the entire Wu-Tang Clan. ODB made an exceptional cornerback.
And then, I got the funniest mental image of someone’s gang initiation being to run into a supermarket and steal a cookie cutter.
These trees are on sale at my work for $11.99. It will be the first Christmas Tree I have ever purchased with my own money.
I just got asked THE DUMBEST question here at work: “Do you guys have, like, a bottle opener at the register?”