A Collection of Sentences People Have Said to Martin Douglas Today

  1. "I just saw a porn video cover that said ‘Die Piss Invasion,’ but I’m pretty sure it’s German, so it’s not quite as transgressive I thought it would be. What if someone really did die in a piss invasion, though?"
  2. "Martin. That girl deserves every hard lesson that is coming to her. You are going to not even look over your shoulder at this chapter in ten years. You might not even remember her name."
  3. "Calling someone corny is serious."


  1. douglasmartini posted this