openapplev replied to your post: Give up the ghost, buddy. You’re not a 32 in the…

You’d think with all the lapsed 32s, it’d be easier to find a 33 of anything. I’m faced with eating nothing but oatmeal and salad or pigging out until 34s fit.

I still hold out for the 33s. I can’t bring myself to bump up a weight class, nor can I eat enough fig leaves to lose weight in the tummy area.

Oh well. At least I have a cute butt.

Notes

  1. the--safest--sounds said: TUMMIES ARE FOR SMOOCHIN’. TUMMIES 4EVER.
  2. douglasmartini posted this