Should I just break down the fourth wall immediately and have the store in my completely hypothetical grocery store sitcom be called Martin Douglas Mart? Would that just be too fucking absurd too soon?

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  1. obeseethiopians said: "Martin’s"
  2. matthewedwards said: DO IT
  3. othermike said: the lowcal calzone zone would be next door to the martin douglas mart
  4. douglasmartini posted this