funkypeaches asked: someone told me i should check out your blog because you're my future husband so I came to collect. What's up?

Well, this is something pretty flattering to wake up to! I guess if I’m your future husband, you’d probably want to get to know me first.

  1. I’m 29 and I live in a suburb about half an hour south of Seattle.
  2. I’m employed by a grocery store five minutes away from my house, I’m a freelance music writer, and I’m working on my debut novel.
  3. I have a car almost the size of a boat and I don’t know how to ride a bike.
  4. I consider myself to be a pretty stylish dude. Also a neurotic, narcissistic nutcase.
  5. My favorite color is green. Not like lime green. Like forest green.

Notes

  1. velveteenrabbit said: you forgot to mention you’re an excellent friend who ALWAYS answers distress texts, regardless of time of day, and you always say exactly the right thing to make the distressed feel like everything will be ok. i love you, Martin Douglas.
  2. girlyoulion said: forest green is v good
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